“I’m Not Thirsty, Just Hoarding” Coffee Mug (11oz & 15oz)
11oz
$22.00 USD
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$22.00 USD
Regular price
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This glossy ceramic mug carries a dry, witty line in bold black type—small, confident humor that starts your morning with a smirk. Lightweight yet solid, it feels familiar in the hand thanks to a comfortable C-handle and balanced weight whether you choose 11oz for a standard pour or 15oz when you need an extra refill. The white ceramic gives the text room to breathe, and the vibrant print stays crisp through daily dishwasher use and quick microwave warm-ups. It’s the kind of everyday cup that fits into a routine: worked-in, honest, and quietly entertaining during coffee runs, late-night study sessions, or slow weekend mornings.
Product features
- Microwave-safe for quick reheats
- Dishwasher-safe; colors stay vibrant
- Glossy white ceramic with crisp print
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
“I’m Not Thirsty, Just Hoarding” Coffee Mug (11oz & 15oz)
$22.00 USD
Sale price
$22.00 USD
Regular price
Product Details
Product features
- Microwave-safe for quick reheats
- Dishwasher-safe; colors stay vibrant
- Glossy white ceramic with crisp print
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.
