{"product_id":"i-m-not-thirsty-just-hoarding-coffee-mug-11oz-15oz","title":"“I’m Not Thirsty, Just Hoarding” Coffee Mug (11oz \u0026 15oz)","description":"This glossy ceramic mug carries a dry, witty line in bold black type—small, confident humor that starts your morning with a smirk. Lightweight yet solid, it feels familiar in the hand thanks to a comfortable C-handle and balanced weight whether you choose 11oz for a standard pour or 15oz when you need an extra refill. The white ceramic gives the text room to breathe, and the vibrant print stays crisp through daily dishwasher use and quick microwave warm-ups. It’s the kind of everyday cup that fits into a routine: worked-in, honest, and quietly entertaining during coffee runs, late-night study sessions, or slow weekend mornings.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe; colors stay vibrant\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy white ceramic with crisp print\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes\u003cbr\u003e- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":56382248550726,"sku":"43804753554846415092","price":15.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0995\/1150\/1126\/files\/16763669340625119954_2048.jpg?v=1776665689","url":"https:\/\/noravelint.shop\/products\/i-m-not-thirsty-just-hoarding-coffee-mug-11oz-15oz","provider":"ALDRICH","version":"1.0","type":"link"}